Having all the skills of a pro athlete would be great. Jumping 4 feet in the air… Running a 4.2 forty… Having their phone number, however, would not be so great. Especially if you’re friends with Paris Hilton. Here at Juiced Sports Blog, we have first hand knowledge of how annoying it is to receive hundreds of calls asking for “LeBron James.” Last year, my friend and I created a fake page with a number of “celebrity phone numbers” listed.

At first, we were going to mess with some pizza joints in New York, but then our compassion kicked. More to the point, we thought it would be better not to risk any “legal retribution,” as if there actually was any law against posting a bunch of people’s numbers online as celebrity numbers without their approval. Besides, it would be funnier to put a number up as LeBron’s and see whom calls.

Ikenna (Okafor, cousin of Emeka) volunteered, because he did a better LeBron than me. As it turned out, his voice didn’t matter. Within hours of posting the WordPress page and linking it to a number of forums, we had 400 page views and dozens of calls that all went like this:

Ikenna: “Hello?”

Scared Guy Who Thinks He’s Talking to LeBron: (Hangs up.)

Twenty-four hours later, the same thing had happened, by Ikenna’s count, at least 200 times. When I was with him, it was rare to go a few minutes without his phone ringing. Remember back when Paris Hilton’s cell phone was hacked? Anyone who tried calling, say, Eli Manning to ask him why he wasn’t as good as his brother (His response: “Shut up.”) will remember how many times they had to call to get through. The effect wasn’t as extreme here because the link hadn’t had the same online promotion as Paris’ phone list. Even so, Ikenna was still getting calls weeks after he complained to me to take down the link. (Maybe that was because I posted the number itself on a few forums. Don’t tell him that.)

Even though I completed pissed him off posting his number online (though he consented), I still had his back when it mattered. Like when some punk from L.A. called and I gave him a talking to on why not to post athlete’s numbers online. Posing as LeBron’s agent, I accused him of posting the number, after finding his number on the recent calls log:

Me: “Hi, this is Mitchell Blatt from IMG. I’m LeBron James’ agent, and we have evidence that you posted his number online.”

Guy: “No, I didn’t.”

M: “Your number showed up on his call records.”

G: “I called it.”

M: “We have traced the internet IP code, and it got to you.”

G: [anger in voice] “I don’t know, I just called the number. It was already posted.”

M: “Could one of your friends have posted it on your computer?”

G: [distressed] “No, none of my friends did.”

M: “Alright, well, I just want to let you know that this investigation will continue, and you better watch your back. The King has his eye on you.

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Help answer the question about lebron james

1) What other player that plays his position has the kind of built Lebron has..6' 8- 6'-9 250-260 pounds

2) He's is sooooo damn fast!…again has there ever been a man that size being as fast as he is? If you can, please name 1 other man.

3) Take a look at some pictures, Lebron has a huge head. We're talking about Barry Bonds type of head

4) Steroids doesn't improve every aspect of your game—– Even though Lebron James has improved his shot he is still a mediocre shooter in my opinion decent at best. But mostly everything he does is in the lane, he's been in the league for several years now and his 3-point shooting/free-throw shooting is still mediocre, so possibly the only reason why he can do everything he does in the paint is because of his strength, physical play which you can get from steroid use.

5) Even guys that had become known as "the big athletic men" for example Dwight Howard, Amare Stoudamire, Ben Wallace do not have the body James possesses. Dwight is about 6' 11" 260-265 pounds he has 3 inches on Lebron and they're around the same weight. Amare is 6' 10" 250 pounds again 2 inches on James but same or not as heavy, and Ben Wallace is 6' 9" 240…none of them are as big, fast, and powerful as LBJ.

6) I know a lot of you say that steroids or human growth hormons (HGH) does not make you jump high or run fast then how come we hear about people in the olympics using some kind of human growth hormone to make them faster example: (Marion Jones), also not all steroids make you grow veins all over your body Yankees 3rd Basemen Alex Rodriguez was a steroid user and he was not excessively big or had veins all over his body, there are now state of the art roids that do different things to you body including undetectable.

You can call it a "Freak of Nature" all you want but i bet you ANYTHING if the NBA were to test Lebron for steroids or any kind of HGH he would with out a doubt test positive, the problem here is that the league would NOT test him simply because Lebron is the face of the league at this point and that would ruin the NBA's reputation turning into the new MLB.

Also you can say he worked hard to get his body size or what not but I'm pretty sure a lot of players in the NBA work just as hard as Lebron or more, what player in his position wouldn't want the size of Lebron ? Come on don't be ignorant guys. He is not a Center (even though he is bigger then a lot of them) but mostly all Centers are meant to stay around the paint so how does he get so many rebounds? he out muscles every other forward thats how.

All I'm saying is the next time you "Witness" #23 think about it. . .and maybe you too will realize that his body and athleticism is just not natural, and if ya don't want to believe me that he is on some kind of Performance Enhancers then that is on you but I can bet my life that he is and when the world finds out he is just remember that "I told you so".

Any thoughts ?
@FightOnUSC!- You made some valid points however comparing Rashard Lewis to Lebron James is crazy, Rashard Lewis aint the "greatest" player in th league, What makes you think the NBA ain't just protecting there asset, Lebron James testing positive for Steroid use will crush the NBA, also Nobody knows if Michael Phelps and/or Usain Bolt is on PED's, how long it took for them to catch Marion Jones ? they probably would have never found out if people would have not snitched. Also steroids doesnt teach you how to play basketball you are right but you being a decent BB player on roids can make you great it gives you stamina, strength, even better vision and reflectes, all different kinds of roids out that work for different thing, not all roids make you look like a body builder.
@Lebron- When I say I will bet my life it was simply to make a point on how sure I am, like I said you dont have to believe it and I dont expect a person with a Lebron avatar to believe it or consider it, and what you said is on true Lebrons weight and his athletic ability including his speed is unnatural and does not add up that is why people use the term "Freak of Nature" but its ok buddy you can brush me off by insulting me that dont bother me at all… you will find out 1 day, you will see.

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Blatt owns and edits Juiced Sports Blog. JSB offers edgy and humorous sports commentary by two daily writers and 3 weekly columnists. It also contains interviews by Blatt with athletes including Desmond Clark and Donyell Marshall.